BECAUSE HOMEOWNERSHIP RUNS ON SNACKS AND TRIPS TO HOME DEPOT
BECAUSE THE HOA SENT ANOTHER "FRIENDLY REMINDER"
BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW WE'RE BAD INFLUENCES
BECAUSE YOU DESERVE SOMETHING AS EXTRA AS YOU ARE
BREW, SIP, FORGET WHERE YOU PUT IT. REPEAT
CONSIDER THIS MY APOLOGY FOR MY BAD INFLUENCE
COOKIES > YOUR OPINION
COOKIES DON'T ASK QUESTIONS AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU
COOKIES FIRST. YARD WORK LATER
COOKIES: BECAUSE DEEP BREATHS AREN'T ALWAYS ENOUGH
COOKIES:BECAUSE DUCT TAPE DOESN'T FIX EVERYTHING
CREATE CUSTOM MESSAGE
EAT FIRST. SHARE...MAYBE
EAT NOW. REGRET NOTHING
EAT NOW. SPILL TEA LATER
EAT THESE AND FORGET THE LAST THING I SAID TO YOU
FOR MY FAVORITE CHAOS PARTNER
FOR MY PARTNER IN QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS
FOR WHEN WINE ISN'T SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE
FORGIVE ME, FATHER. FOR I HAVE EATEN THE WHOLE BOX
FUELED BY CAFFEINE AND QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS
I BROUGHT TREATS, NOT ADVICE
I MADE THESE SO YOU'D STOP TALKING
I'M SWEET ONLY BECAUSE I WANT SOMETHING FROM YOU
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