MAY YOUR COFFEE BE STRONG AND YOUR WI-FI SIGNAL STRONGER
MORE RELIABLE THAN YOUR CAR'S"CHECK ENGINE" LIGHT
NOT SORRY FOR EATING HALF ALREADY
PRAY. SNACK. REPEAT
SAVED BY GRACE. FUELED BY COOKIES
SHARING IS OVERRATED, CONSIDER THIS A BRIBE
SNACKS > APOLOGIES
SWEET LIKE ME, SHADY LIKE YOU
SWEETER THAN OUR GROUP CHAT AT 2AM
THE DESSERT EQUIVALENT OF "YOU UP?"
THESE COOKIES ARE BETTER THAN YOUR EXCUSES
THIS BOX IS BIGGER THAN MY PATIENCE
THIS BOX PAIRS WELL WITH GOSSIP AND BAD DECISIONS
THIS IS CHEAPER THAN BAILING YOU OUT
THIS IS MY WAY OF SAYING "I TOLERATE YOU"
THIS IS WHAT SELF-CARE TASTES LIKE
YOU BETTER SHARE, OR WE FIGHT
YOU BRING THE GOSSIP. I BRING THE SUGAR
YOU CALL IT FIXING THINGS, I CALL IT MAKING MORE PROJECTS
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M GENEROUS WHEN CARBS ARE INVOLVED
YOU'RE WELCOME FOR NOT EATING ALL OF THEM MYSELF
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