BECAUSE FATHERHOOD RUNS ON SNACKS AND SARCASM
BECAUSE MOTHERHOOD RUNS ON SUGAR AND SARCASM
BECAUSE SOMEONE CALL MOM 76 TIMES TODAY
BECAUSE SOMEONE SHOUTED "DAD" FROM ACROSS THE HOUSE FOR NO REASON
BECAUSE YOU JUST STEPPED ON A LEGO BAREFOOT
BECAUSE YOUR KID JUST LICKED THE SHOPPING CART
BREW, SIP, FORGET WHERE YOU PUT IT. REPEAT
CONTAINS MORE SWEETNESS THAN YOUR KID'S ALLOWANCE NEGOTIATIONS
CONTAINS MORE SWEETNESS THAN YOUR TODDLER ON A GOOD DAY
CREATE CUSTOM MESSAGE
FOR THE DAD WHO ANSWERS TO DAD, DADDY, AND THE ATM
FOR THE DAD WHO CAN'T TAKE A NORMAL PHOTO WITHOUT MAKING A FACE
FOR THE DAD WHO HASN'T HAD THE TV REMOTE TO HIMSELF SINCE 2015
FOR THE DAD WHO HIDES SNACKS FROM THE KIDS AND HIS WIFE
FOR THE DAD WHO TAKES MINI GOLF TOO SERIOUSLY
FOR THE DAD WHO THINKS REHEATING COFFEE IS A PERSONALITY TRAIT
FOR THE DAD WHOSE POCKETS CONTAIN TOOLS, SNACKS, AND MYSTERY SCREWS
FOR THE MOM WHO HASN'T PEED ALONE SINCE 2018
FOR THE MOM WHO HIDES SNACKS FROM HER KIDS
FOR THE MOM WHO REHEATS HER COFFEE 5 TIMES BEFORE SHE DRINKS IT
FOR THE MOM WHOSE LOVE LANGUAGE IS BAKED GOODS
FOR THE MOM WHOSE PHONE IS FULL OF BLURRY KID PHOTOS
FOR THE MOM WHOSE PURSE IS 80% SNACKS AND 20% RECEIPTS
FUELED BY COOKIES, DAD JOKES, AND THE GRILL
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